yeah.. I gotta tumblr.. just started it though..
and i kinda don't know what i'm doing sooo...
check out the [UNDER CONSTRUCTION] version
and i'll update it daily..
i think..
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25 July 2011
21 July 2011
06 June 2011
And This is Why Webbie and Boosie In My Top 5
They talk nothin but real..
from the hoes,
to the gang bangs,
to the life they live..
I admire the truth
03 June 2011
The Types of Hoes..
We all know that there isn't just one type of hoes
well @spokenreasons is here to explain..
and I couldn't have explained it better myself
26 May 2011
23 May 2011
You Are the Cure to My Writer's Block
Even though this isn't a real post..
I just wanted to say W A S S U P !! to all my readers
Thanks for reading..
BUT
I don't get a lot of feedback on my page...
So all I ask is you guys put your two cents in..
Provide some suggestions or topics you want me to talk about
or even comment on the topics already discussed
just gimme sum'n
16 May 2011
15 Things Good Dick Can Do
Some say pu$$y makes the world go round, but they forgot about the power of good D. Every man has d!ck, but every man doesn't have good d!ck. From experience, I know the privileges given to a man with good d!ck. I'm talking bout that d!ck was so good she peeking out the window every time she hear a car roll bye. Without further ado, 15 Things Good D!ck Can Do:
1. Make You Take Off Work or Play Hooky from School
-Last night was epic; it's just you and him at the crack of day and you want that pu$$y tapped just the way it was the night before.
2. Make That Negro a Sandwich
-He just laid it down, like a floor plan. Now you have a burst of energy or you're tired as hell, but you just gotta give that n!gga a prize for tearing that pu$$y up lika speeding ticket.
3. Become a Booty Call
-You don't answer your phone for men after 11pm, but he got that Good Good. He called you at 1:47am and you returned his call by 1:49am- with your sexy voice "hey, what's up?"
4. Ignore Your Friends
-You spent the night over his house and you knew you made plans with your friends the day before. In your head you saying "them b!tches can wait!"
5. Consider Buying Him Something When You Shop
-You grocery shopping for two. You trying to fill your fridge up with all the sh!t that n!gga said he liked and he ain't even your man.
6. Let Him Drive Your Car
-You don't mind, you just tell him where the keys at or tell him to drop you off at work and give him head on the way there.
7. Want to Iron His Clothes
-He getting ready for work and you ironing this n!gga clothes, while he in the shower.
8. Clean His Crib
-You ain't used a damn cup, dish, or fork in his house, but you cleaning that motherf^cker from top to bottom.
9. Never Look Back At an Ex
-Yo ex don't even get the break-up preliminary coochie no more. You treat that n!gga like one of the girls.
10. Consider Having His Baby
-You don't even want kids, but you thinking about what you alls would look like if ya'll had a baby. Ya'll have protected sex, but you want him to nut in you so bad.
11. Let Him Video Tape You
-You've become his little sex star, sucking his d!ck like a .25 blueberry pop sicle on camera. You make sexy eye contact with his camera phone, while riding his d!ck. The d!ck is so good you forgot all about the red light that meant "record'.
12. Give His D!ck a Nickname
-His d!ck met your pu$$y, your pu$$y gave him a name like any other thing that kicks around your womb.
13. You So Stingy
-You aren't even in a relationship, but you don't won't him to share that d!ck.
14. You single, You Not in a Relationship, But You Taken
-One he put light up in that coochie, you've had tunnel vision. You may not notice it, but you ain't checking for no other dudes.
15. You Trying New Thangs
-Two weeks ago while sitting down with your friends you said, "Hell naw, I would never..." Now, you've done it all; anal, facial, let him pull the weave, sleepover, deepthroat, tossed his salad(I aint with that), loaned him money(lol), etc.
BONUS*** 16. You Paranoid
-That n!gga d!ck so good, you keep that nigga a secret. Yo a$$ scared yo homegurls gone hit him up. What you say "I don't trust them b!tches, they don't need to know".
1. Make You Take Off Work or Play Hooky from School
-Last night was epic; it's just you and him at the crack of day and you want that pu$$y tapped just the way it was the night before.
2. Make That Negro a Sandwich
-He just laid it down, like a floor plan. Now you have a burst of energy or you're tired as hell, but you just gotta give that n!gga a prize for tearing that pu$$y up lika speeding ticket.
3. Become a Booty Call
-You don't answer your phone for men after 11pm, but he got that Good Good. He called you at 1:47am and you returned his call by 1:49am- with your sexy voice "hey, what's up?"
4. Ignore Your Friends
-You spent the night over his house and you knew you made plans with your friends the day before. In your head you saying "them b!tches can wait!"
5. Consider Buying Him Something When You Shop
-You grocery shopping for two. You trying to fill your fridge up with all the sh!t that n!gga said he liked and he ain't even your man.
6. Let Him Drive Your Car
-You don't mind, you just tell him where the keys at or tell him to drop you off at work and give him head on the way there.
7. Want to Iron His Clothes
-He getting ready for work and you ironing this n!gga clothes, while he in the shower.
8. Clean His Crib
-You ain't used a damn cup, dish, or fork in his house, but you cleaning that motherf^cker from top to bottom.
9. Never Look Back At an Ex
-Yo ex don't even get the break-up preliminary coochie no more. You treat that n!gga like one of the girls.
10. Consider Having His Baby
-You don't even want kids, but you thinking about what you alls would look like if ya'll had a baby. Ya'll have protected sex, but you want him to nut in you so bad.
11. Let Him Video Tape You
-You've become his little sex star, sucking his d!ck like a .25 blueberry pop sicle on camera. You make sexy eye contact with his camera phone, while riding his d!ck. The d!ck is so good you forgot all about the red light that meant "record'.
12. Give His D!ck a Nickname
-His d!ck met your pu$$y, your pu$$y gave him a name like any other thing that kicks around your womb.
13. You So Stingy
-You aren't even in a relationship, but you don't won't him to share that d!ck.
14. You single, You Not in a Relationship, But You Taken
-One he put light up in that coochie, you've had tunnel vision. You may not notice it, but you ain't checking for no other dudes.
15. You Trying New Thangs
-Two weeks ago while sitting down with your friends you said, "Hell naw, I would never..." Now, you've done it all; anal, facial, let him pull the weave, sleepover, deepthroat, tossed his salad(I aint with that), loaned him money(lol), etc.
BONUS*** 16. You Paranoid
-That n!gga d!ck so good, you keep that nigga a secret. Yo a$$ scared yo homegurls gone hit him up. What you say "I don't trust them b!tches, they don't need to know".
What is some other stuff good d!ck can make a woman do? What does good pu$$y make a man do? When was the last time someone put it down for you? Just speak your mind we're all friends here... Part II coming soon.
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