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15 Things Good Dick Can Do

Some say pu$$y makes the world go round, but they forgot about the power of good D. Every man has d!ck, but every man doesn't have good d!ck. From experience, I know the privileges given to a man with good d!ck. I'm talking bout that d!ck was so good she peeking out the window every time she hear a car roll bye. Without further ado, 15 Things Good D!ck Can Do:

1. Make You Take Off Work or Play Hooky from School
-Last night was epic; it's just you and him at the crack of day and you want that pu$$y tapped just the way it was the night before.

2. Make That Negro a Sandwich
-He just laid it down, like a floor plan. Now you have a burst of energy or you're tired as hell, but you just gotta give that n!gga a prize for tearing that pu$$y up lika speeding ticket.

3. Become a Booty Call
-You don't answer your phone for men after 11pm, but he got that Good Good. He called you at 1:47am and you returned his call by 1:49am- with your sexy voice "hey, what's up?"

4. Ignore Your Friends
-You spent the night over his house and you knew you made plans with your friends the day before. In your head you saying "them b!tches can wait!"

5. Consider Buying Him Something When You Shop
-You grocery shopping for two. You trying to fill your fridge up with all the sh!t that n!gga said he liked and he ain't even your man.

6. Let Him Drive Your Car
-You don't mind, you just tell him where the keys at or tell him to drop you off at work and give him head on the way there.

7. Want to Iron His Clothes
-He getting ready for work and you ironing this n!gga clothes, while he in the shower.

8. Clean His Crib
-You ain't used a damn cup, dish, or fork in his house, but you cleaning that motherf^cker from top to bottom.

9. Never Look Back At an Ex
-Yo ex don't even get the break-up preliminary coochie no more. You treat that n!gga like one of the girls.

10. Consider Having His Baby
-You don't even want kids, but you thinking about what you alls would look like if ya'll had a baby. Ya'll have protected sex, but you want him to nut in you so bad.

11. Let Him Video Tape You
-You've become his little sex star, sucking his d!ck like a .25 blueberry pop sicle on camera. You make sexy eye contact with his camera phone, while riding his d!ck. The d!ck is so good you forgot all about the red light that meant "record'.

12. Give His D!ck a Nickname
-His d!ck met your pu$$y, your pu$$y gave him a name like any other thing that kicks around your womb.

13. You So Stingy
-You aren't even in a relationship, but you don't won't him to share that d!ck.

14. You single, You Not in a Relationship, But You Taken
-One he put light up in that coochie, you've had tunnel vision. You may not notice it, but you ain't checking for no other dudes.

15. You Trying New Thangs
-Two weeks ago while sitting down with your friends you said, "Hell naw, I would never..." Now, you've done it all; anal, facial, let him pull the weave, sleepover, deepthroat, tossed his salad(I aint with that), loaned him money(lol), etc.

BONUS*** 16. You Paranoid
-That n!gga d!ck so good, you keep that nigga a secret. Yo a$$ scared yo homegurls gone hit him up. What you say "I don't trust them b!tches, they don't need to know".

What is some other stuff good d!ck can make a woman do? What does good pu$$y make a man do? When was the last time someone put it down for you? Just speak your mind we're all friends here... Part II coming soon.

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Mr. Right: Yeahhhh Right :/

hmmm.. where to start..

oh yeah

why girls always be like

like...

hello!!! You must don't see me here...

you just blinded by the nigga with credentials (word to Gudda Lo)

if all men are dogs its y'all fault too.

when y'all say y'all always get hurt.

we see that shit too..

it makes a nigga ponder...

she must not want a "Mr. Right"

she always going back to them dawgs

maybe i need to be a dawg..

niggaz ain't dogs for no reason..

if the shit work why would we try to be "Mr. Right"

that's why i think niggaz are dawgs

cuz y'all prove to them..

time

and time

and time again

that's what y'all really want..

the money, the #swag, the credentials

the pain, the sorrow, the regret

My grandma always told me:

if it ain't broke don't fix it.

so why am i a good nigga?

i ask myself that shit all the time

why waste my time?

i don't even know, honestly..

I just don't got it in me..

Ma dukes taught me better..

sooner or later

one of y'all gon realize

credentials don't get you nowhere

but heart break, of course

but sooner or later

you're gonna realize

you should've been sooner than later

bcuz that Mr. Right either

1. changed his attitude toward women

or

2. Mr. Right settled for something better than you.

Honestly, I'm tired of friends..

i got enough of 'em

i'm to the point of

not even acknowledge'n you

if you not tryna be something more than friends.

tired of playing games..

Jay-Z said it best

"either you love me or leave me alone"