J. Cole takes a tumble

yeah.. I gotta tumblr.. just started it though..

and i kinda don't know what i'm doing sooo...

check out the [UNDER CONSTRUCTION] version

and i'll update it daily..

i think..

jcolectivesthoughts.tumblr.com

GIVE HEAD...

Listen To Hot Damn iRock

he speaks the truth..

And This is Why Webbie and Boosie In My Top 5

They talk nothin but real..

from the hoes,

to the gang bangs,

to the life they live..

I admire the truth

The Types of Hoes..

We all know that there isn't just one type of hoes

well @spokenreasons is here to explain..

and I couldn't have explained it better myself

The Bald Beauty..

The Things I Would Do To Amber Rose...

Just Look @ Her

You Are the Cure to My Writer's Block

Even though this isn't a real post..

I just wanted to say W A S S U P !! to all my readers

Thanks for reading..

BUT

I don't get a lot of feedback on my page...

So all I ask is you guys put your two cents in..

Provide some suggestions or topics you want me to talk about

or even comment on the topics already discussed

just gimme sum'n

15 Things Good Dick Can Do

Some say pu$$y makes the world go round, but they forgot about the power of good D. Every man has d!ck, but every man doesn't have good d!ck. From experience, I know the privileges given to a man with good d!ck. I'm talking bout that d!ck was so good she peeking out the window every time she hear a car roll bye. Without further ado, 15 Things Good D!ck Can Do:

1. Make You Take Off Work or Play Hooky from School
-Last night was epic; it's just you and him at the crack of day and you want that pu$$y tapped just the way it was the night before.

2. Make That Negro a Sandwich
-He just laid it down, like a floor plan. Now you have a burst of energy or you're tired as hell, but you just gotta give that n!gga a prize for tearing that pu$$y up lika speeding ticket.

3. Become a Booty Call
-You don't answer your phone for men after 11pm, but he got that Good Good. He called you at 1:47am and you returned his call by 1:49am- with your sexy voice "hey, what's up?"

4. Ignore Your Friends
-You spent the night over his house and you knew you made plans with your friends the day before. In your head you saying "them b!tches can wait!"

5. Consider Buying Him Something When You Shop
-You grocery shopping for two. You trying to fill your fridge up with all the sh!t that n!gga said he liked and he ain't even your man.

6. Let Him Drive Your Car
-You don't mind, you just tell him where the keys at or tell him to drop you off at work and give him head on the way there.

7. Want to Iron His Clothes
-He getting ready for work and you ironing this n!gga clothes, while he in the shower.

8. Clean His Crib
-You ain't used a damn cup, dish, or fork in his house, but you cleaning that motherf^cker from top to bottom.

9. Never Look Back At an Ex
-Yo ex don't even get the break-up preliminary coochie no more. You treat that n!gga like one of the girls.

10. Consider Having His Baby
-You don't even want kids, but you thinking about what you alls would look like if ya'll had a baby. Ya'll have protected sex, but you want him to nut in you so bad.

11. Let Him Video Tape You
-You've become his little sex star, sucking his d!ck like a .25 blueberry pop sicle on camera. You make sexy eye contact with his camera phone, while riding his d!ck. The d!ck is so good you forgot all about the red light that meant "record'.

12. Give His D!ck a Nickname
-His d!ck met your pu$$y, your pu$$y gave him a name like any other thing that kicks around your womb.

13. You So Stingy
-You aren't even in a relationship, but you don't won't him to share that d!ck.

14. You single, You Not in a Relationship, But You Taken
-One he put light up in that coochie, you've had tunnel vision. You may not notice it, but you ain't checking for no other dudes.

15. You Trying New Thangs
-Two weeks ago while sitting down with your friends you said, "Hell naw, I would never..." Now, you've done it all; anal, facial, let him pull the weave, sleepover, deepthroat, tossed his salad(I aint with that), loaned him money(lol), etc.

BONUS*** 16. You Paranoid
-That n!gga d!ck so good, you keep that nigga a secret. Yo a$$ scared yo homegurls gone hit him up. What you say "I don't trust them b!tches, they don't need to know".

What is some other stuff good d!ck can make a woman do? What does good pu$$y make a man do? When was the last time someone put it down for you? Just speak your mind we're all friends here... Part II coming soon.

via the Shit U Need to Know

Mr. Right: Yeahhhh Right :/

hmmm.. where to start..

oh yeah

why girls always be like

like...

hello!!! You must don't see me here...

you just blinded by the nigga with credentials (word to Gudda Lo)

if all men are dogs its y'all fault too.

when y'all say y'all always get hurt.

we see that shit too..

it makes a nigga ponder...

she must not want a "Mr. Right"

she always going back to them dawgs

maybe i need to be a dawg..

niggaz ain't dogs for no reason..

if the shit work why would we try to be "Mr. Right"

that's why i think niggaz are dawgs

cuz y'all prove to them..

time

and time

and time again

that's what y'all really want..

the money, the #swag, the credentials

the pain, the sorrow, the regret

My grandma always told me:

if it ain't broke don't fix it.

so why am i a good nigga?

i ask myself that shit all the time

why waste my time?

i don't even know, honestly..

I just don't got it in me..

Ma dukes taught me better..

sooner or later

one of y'all gon realize

credentials don't get you nowhere

but heart break, of course

but sooner or later

you're gonna realize

you should've been sooner than later

bcuz that Mr. Right either

1. changed his attitude toward women

or

2. Mr. Right settled for something better than you.

Honestly, I'm tired of friends..

i got enough of 'em

i'm to the point of

not even acknowledge'n you

if you not tryna be something more than friends.

tired of playing games..

Jay-Z said it best

"either you love me or leave me alone"

The Next Hall of Fame Quarterback

This nigga real...

A twelve year-old kid

with accuracy & precision like Mark Walberg in Shooter

like James Bond in 007

like me in...

aiight my accuracy sucks but uhmm

i wonder can he do this under pressure..

Chocolate Droppa Exclusive Freestyle

My nigga Chocolate Droppin Barz

R E A L R A P R A W !!

lol

Spend It All

CBE - Spend It All (18+) from Mechanical Dummy on Vimeo.

i was just mesmorized by this video..

since when does chris brown make stripper music?

he say u should be 18+ watchin it so...

enjoy

Well Ain't This Bout A Bih..

Your favorite cartoons you remember as a kid...

I remember all of these episodes too..

but never realized the subliminal meaning behind it

Girl.. Stop F R O N T I N !!

..Aye some of y'all females need to stop FRONTIN

i feel like A L O T of girls put on a front...

..like u ain't never made eye contact with a nigga or sum'n (lol)

but fareal though

sometimes y'all do some un-called-for shit

that be having a nigga mind wonder

i'm tired of all these games..

just tell a nigga how u feel..

to cease the confusion.

I'M DONE

Return Of 4Eva - Big K.R.I.T

GO HERE to download

a new nigga in the game..

wit a country swag

like david banner or pimp c

The Art of Beauty..

..have you ever noticed the work that women put in to getting ready to go out

the time and effort they spend

applying make-up to their faces

like painting a beautifully drawn picture

putting insinuating thoughts into the minds of men

the many decisions they have to make..

how should their hair look?

what shoes do i want to wear with this outfit

nails, perfume, accessories...

everything down to the underwear..

...i love to watch this process

just to be in aw

just to appreciate their dedication

high heels on..

hair did

can't no other woman rock a dress like this

body bangs

doing her thing

she the only reason for this song i sing....

..and i wish i could be there when she get ready to go

dancin in the mirror..

..talking on the phone

telling all her homegirls what she puttin on

cuz they already know

SHE PUTTIN ON

-Trey Songz; Be Where You Are

I need a girl that has that dedication

so i can watch the heads turn as i walk with her

so they'll know she's like my prize

so she'll know i want to show and tell the world

how beautiful my girl is

This Video pretty much sums up how i see woman gettin prepared to turn heads

Is This What We Call Music?

Did this nigga just get on the song to make 4 sets of Ad Libs?

Hilarious 911 Call

Roll out the Red Carpet

Since Day 1, I feel like people have been walking all over me...

..and when I roll up the red carpet,

when its time for the show to start...

..another CELEBRITY shows up "fashionably late"

Me in this red carpet have a lot in common.

- we're both constantly walked on

- ppl always walk on us when they're ready

- we're only needed when some event is going on

-ppl only want to walk on us.. no other part of the ground ever gets used by the people that matter most

.. and so on

and every time I say I'm fed up

me being me

it doesn't last..

if I'm done with one celebrity

another one comes..

slowly but surely

I need time to recover

to keep my suede in tact

for another event.

why can't I get ready but you can.

what you gonna do when there is no red carpet

...and u need somewhere else to walk?

I guess you'll find a new red carpet

right..

Just remember though

not every celebrity is invited to every event

everybody not just gon let you walk on their red carpet

so i'll just say..

K K K K K-Mac

Kevin McCall is a new artist/producer/writer from the West Coast

You Know the random nigga in the song Deuces by Chris Brown

Well he wrote and produced the song

I see him doing big things in the future

Here's some songs I like from him:

If you like them... here's a link to the mixtape:

[DOWNLOAD LINK]

She Give Me Green Light Special.. #FREEBOOSIE

Lil Boosie ft. Lola Monroe - Green Light Special from Motion Family on Vimeo.

Still Got Videos in the vault....

oh yeah and do like Auntie Connie tell ya

www.boosiejustice.com

SPRiNG BREAK 2k11

Now that [SPRiNG BREAK] is over I can let y'all know how it went. It might have been the most successfully planned trip I've done with my peers. But I'm not at that part yet.

[day 001]

Sunday Mar 6th

... Since I had to work I wasn't able to ride with the crew to [DUVAL] with my "crew."

but after (what seemed like) a long day at Taco Hell, Some of the niggaz of [tag team ent] wanted to collaborate our entertainment with some chicks from NC.. and you know it ain't nothin but a word{hoes} for me.

I was told that they were smoking and drinking, it was all so promising, but for the most part the plans went thru.

When we got there I found out that it was 5 chicks at a resort, and it was only Me, Marlon (@Mr_Mezmorized) and Artis (@ArtieRays_Life)... ohh the choices. lol

When we entered the room the girls were cooking [: TACOS >.<>tacos but set up a table and ate right in front of us. its NOT that I was hungry but [DAMN]bih. WhatTF happened to hospitality? Can a nigga get some juice?

After They ate, IT WAS TIME TO DRINK!! so we played Kingz aka Ring of Fire aka Circle of Death and IDK but I didn't get [WASTED] from the game.. maybe bcuz them hoes chicks wasn't bout that life. Then they started twerking... [I GUESS THEY WAS GETTING LOOSE] and they wanted to go skinny dipping :D but the pool was closed -_-. after a while the hoes got tired.. and i ain't got time for tired hoes.. so home we went.

[day 002]

Tuesday Mar. 8th

Started off with a blunt with some lovely ladies.. smoking with chicks is always entertaining.. but [MOST IMPORTANTLY] it was PAYDAY!!! Nothing else really happened today. My "crew" came back and it ended the same way it started. smoking with the same chicks.

[day 003]

Wednesday Mar. 9th

On the road to M.I.A. knocked out in the backseat playing Yogurt [a car riding game we made up] and vibin to new music. With a trunk full of luggage the old school cuttless, baby blue had to put on the extra muscle.

when we got to Maya's house to drop off Aierress we went crazy. WE IN MIAMI BITCH!!!!

yeah we even got T-shirts for it. After getting ready for the nights ahead we head to Cassie's to meet up with them for a night of fun. and this is where my night got bad. When we get there Pat's comes out of the house saying, "Oh y'all comin with us we bout to go make some money. [who's not down to make cash?] and like curious niggaz we ask questions [where we goin, how we gon make some money] and he c'mon bruh "JUST TRUST ME."

..an hour later following him in Jasmine's car. We come to some apartments where some random niggaz are dressed up and its a big white dude at the door. I'm thinkin HOUSE PARTY!! but then i look in the house and the furniture's still in place. Come to find out we got set up for the [OKIE DOKE] -_- they want us to work on my SPRING BREAK.. FUCK NO!! Later in the presentation, the guy said to "to get your friends to come with you say "JUST TRUST ME" and they'll come.. and sure our dumbass enough, we came.

But the walk on South Beach was amazing. It was everything I hoped south beach would be. Miami's women are in a class of their own. I seen some *licks lips* S O S O G-double-O D lookin women out there. and we was out there at like 3 in the am.

Moral: Don't Trust Patrick!

[day 004]

Thursday Mar. 10th

Today we took a first look at South Beach [the actual beach this time]. Way different from the beach in Jacksonville. The waters actually blue and you can see the sand under your feet in the water. Even though I only got in the water waist deep. I enjoyed the scenery. That is until we got rained into the tents surrounding the side walks. I would mention Devin but that's his story to tell.

After the rain we hiked it to "Tap-Tap" a Haitian restaurant on 5th street... i believe. The Haitian Spaghetti and Shrimp wasn't bad. It was my first time eating haitian food.

A little while later, we proceeded to 90 degrees. A club off 11th Street. And It was[FYE]We got there earlier than we were supposed to ...thanks devin and cassie.. waitin in line for an hour with no line.. during that hour a bum came up and sang to Jazzmine. and a drunk dude gave a bum a shot lol. When we finally got in The DJs were [FYE] The niggaz were dancing like they do on TV, something like Jacksonville, but its different. The twerks were even different LOL. Oh yeah, in case you thought people were lying when they say they party til 6 in the am. [SMH] they really party til 6 in the am.

[day 005]

Friday Mar. 11th

For some reason, I don't remember much from this day... hold up WAIT A MINUTE. I remember now.. We went to Aventura Mall. It was pretty BIG. Not to mention a 3 story Forever 21. but that was for the ladies. I didn't really enjoy the time in the mall. To me, if seen one mall you've seen them all. Afterwards, we just went to [HEAVY] aunt's crib and she bought the whole team [CHiNESE FOOD]. sounded like a bet to me. We didn't really go out. Just spent time with the crew.

[day 006]

Saturday Mar. 12th

BACK TO THE BEACH!!!! we went back to the beach. and this time I actually got in the water. And I saw TITTIES!!!!! Yup! nipples and all. It was soooo many drunk college kids and 88% (something like taco bells meat) of the women were S O S O G-double-O-D and fine. The Booties were like #BOW, Breast like #POW, Faces like #OWWW. I didn't wanna leave but.. all the chicks were so why not follow?!?!

Later we went to a party, It was full of latinas. The DJ might have been the worst DJ ever. We had to make the best out of it. The party was a good concept but just a bad time.

Overall Miami was a fun experience. And gimme 2 years, 2 stacks, some more muscle and we gon be ready for Miami pt. 2. Especially since Heavy's aunt said we were always welcome.

Best Day Ever by Mac Miller

Download

Mac Miller not new to this mixtape game. But this is his new mixtape Best Day Ever. If you ask me its FYE. Matter of fact i'm bout to make one of the songs my ringtone now.

She Ain't You - Chris Brown

I like this comeback Chris Brown making..

the F.A.M.E. album is FYE!!

go get it 3/18/11

Mary Jane... by Jackie Hill

This a real ass poem.. and She DID DhAT.

Just sum'n to think about the next time u light that flame

&&plus IT JUST MAKES SENSE

My Top 5 Rappers of ALL TIME

Now We All Are Entitled To Our Own Opinion

... and this is mines

I'mma put my explanation on it though

.. so it won't be room to wonder

and since this is MY BLOG I'mma Do WTF I want

and These are in No Particular Order

soooo turn yo attention below..

cuz here it goes

Now I put these 2 on my top five because they spit nothin but real shit. From the worse days to the better days. That real street shit. If I was to talk to these niggaz in person it would be no different from what i hear them spit in they music. They really came from nothin. And they not worried about the mainstream hype. They don't want to change for no body. They gon be the same in or out of jail. #FREEBOOSIE.

Now I been on my Drake since Comeback season when EVERYBODY was like "that nigga in the wheelchair on Degrassi rap?" Drake's flow is ridiculous. It's like no other. He raps and sings [NO AUTOTUNE]. His punchlines are amazing. Lyrically he can't be touched. That is until I started listenin to J. Cole. And NO he's NOT on here bcuz our names are similar. Matter of fact I didn't even wanna listen to his music because I couldn't use the stage name if I became famous one day. I think J. Cole is lyrically on the same level as Drake. And they don't lie about coming from the hood. They rap about their life. When you hear that.. "Cole World" or "Uh huh.. Yeah.. Look" before the song come on for the first time, you know its finna be a hit...

You ain't got no YEEZY NIGGA?!

Kanye's lyrical intelligence never ceases to amaze me. With or without the pen. He's one of few artist that can still freestyle off the dome. and Everyone of his albums had went at least one time Platinum [yeah even 808's] and y'all blame him for being cocky.. we made him famous..

Now Wayne is on another level. Because no matter how different, how much shit seem gay about him, how many times he gon kiss his daddy, how many times he gon neglect dark skinned women.. you gon like him.. It's Weezy [FUCK'N] Baby. I think since Tha Carter.. 90% of the tracks on his album could be a single. [and the interludes are in the 10%] I probably know the lyrics to all the songs after Tha Carter

Now Unfortunately, as a child I wasn't aloud to enjoy the sounds of hip-hop. So I've only recently been able to listen to the genius of the two. But I understand why [EVERY] rapper has shouted out both of these rappers in a song.

R.I.P. Christopher Wallace & Tupac Shakur

Your words still travel through the minds of all of us..

[DEAD] or alive

Bitch I'm From....

Born in raised in the state of Louisiana

as much I've moved i'll never ever ever neeever ever ever..

..forget where i'm from

back and forth from Winnsboro

to Monroe

from house to trailer

from trailer back to house

from living with grandma

to stayin with mama

this is where i gained my morals

without a father my mother took over

home alone sometimes from the job she had to do

no brothers no sisters no one but me.. not even you

but those were the good ol' days

when whoopin was the worst punishment

for not cominn home when the streetlights were on

i swear i never made that shit

Dash, Chris, Zay and Me

we fought like brothers

but when it came down to it

we'd kill for one another

Lookin back on it

i pretty much had it made

but i wanted so much more

because of what other kids parents got paid

but sooner or later we had to move out the country

to what seemed like the biggest city ever

DUVAL County is my new home

i thought it wouldn't last forever...

6 years in that city

i had the tightest crew

Tory, Toto, Mannie, Shad

and of Course Tana too

and i'll never forget my BESTFRIEND

even though she thinks i do

i be scared for all the dudes eyes that look at you

but its ok, i learned that you know how to handle you

But shidddddd.. i GRADUATED

c/0 2010, whatcha know?

but I had to get out that bih....

so all you heard me say after graduation was..

here i come ORLANDO..

so now i'm in orange county

I'm a Knight representer

now its grind time baby

hard work [no splinter]

still clicked tight but some different niggaz wit me

C-L0, Dev, & Heavy

and don't forget the bestfriend Benji [100]

they keep my head up

and without them i wouldn't be me

from 318

to 904

t0 407

but this probably not the last place I go before heaven

....Now That's Love

Now anybody that KNOWS me knows that my music library is enormous (and organized to the T) its something i value. And I've realized that.. whoever writes these lyrics, goes through alot..

ESPECIALLY.. in love songs

for example:

i'll pour a gallon of gasoline on my heart..

..just to light up your cigarette

-diddy-dirty money

I never really been in love but does it really run that deep? I'm not gonna lie. It does sound really devotional to light your significant others' cigarette wit the ember (your heart) that you drowned in a gallon of gas and lit on fire but as I'm typing this now i'm thinking to myself, it may be just a metaphor saying... my heart burns with so much love and desire that i would increase its flame to enlighten your heart to mines.. NOW THAT I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS..

That is fucking GENIUS!!!

I mean ladies.. If a dude said that, you'd probably like, "Aww.. but I don't smoke." but if he told you the reason behind it.. you'd probably melt in his arms.. be real.

example #2

she said i'm like the air

without me she'll die...

...u better have a doctor on standby

-The-Dream

Am I the only person that think she'll be A-OK if that nigga went to the store and come back. It sound good for a girl to tell her significant other, "Oh baby I need you, i couldn't live without you." but we all know thats BULL..

example #3

i'm goin down..

..cuz u ain't around

baby

my whole world's upside-down

-Mary J. Blige

The reason this is on here is because its a realistic song. NO SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE, NO METAPHORIC MELODIES. Just straight up love. and What better love is real love? NO Love is better than real love. Its not more i can say about it. Nothing more to explain.

An Ode to the BEST

Somalley Chum..

Song: Love All Over Me; Monica

I met this beautiful young lady at Wolfson High School, in gym class she sat in front of me on the basketball courts during role call.. From there we've grown to be BESTFRIENDS. It's been 3 years now.. and ain't nothin comin between us... I wish she could follow me on my journey thru college.. but unfortunately, i had to leave her behind. I hope she does well and never forget i'm only a call away..

oh yeah.. BTW I know she cute but if you tryna holla u gotta go thru me to get to her.. and hurt her heart i'll TEAR U APART!

Aierress Hanna

Song: Earthquake; Lil Wayne

If you need some one to keep it real. Benji B will tell you like it is.. not how you want to hear it [100]. That's how I knew this would be my BESTFRIEND from the beginning to end. Every since that day I left that voicemail when [SHE DIDN'T ANSWER MY PHONE CALL -_-]. its cool though.. When I really need her, she always answers.. I wish I had met her in Jacksonville instead of in college though. I feel like she could've helped me thru so many other situations.

Oh yeah, don't think I'm letting her just talk to any of you niggaz either. same thing goes for Aierress that goes for Somalley

First Blog Post

My day started with a test in Art History. Which went quite well. During the test i was thinking... and thinking.. and thinking..

Then I thought to myself, I should write down some of the shit I think about. So I decided to make a Blog. I got home to set up an account on here, but I guess this isn't the first time i thought about doing this bcuz it was already an account with my email on it. . :/ Then I thought.. this is gonna take a while. Which it is. but that's how i decided to make a blog site. More to come.. ENJOY!